Reports From the Set and Other Updates

Ernie Writes-

The site is nearly complete and we're nearing the end of this season's shooting. Here's a few stills from the season so far:



Behind the Scenes Shot of Tom as The Knight



A Still of Myself as Ronald McDonald's Inner Beast



Me as the Same Character, but I Look Cooler Here

Enjoy!

Also end of August prepare for the first installment of Niente Radio!

Sleepy Time, Time

Ernie Writes-

We've been on a bit of a hiatus recently as we are in the midst of shooting a couple new scenes as well as designing the Niente Site, which will be complete with: comic strips, trailers, photos, behind the scenes footage and much more. But just as you would find when there is a rain delay for a baseball game, here's Abbot and Costello:



See you all very soon!

Cine-Caust

Ernie writes-

Some people still claim it was a myth. But this documentary proves that the video format attempted to clense the film format in the early 80's. Take a look:

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More great films like this one can be found here:

CLICK HERE

Grand Opening!

The official Niente store is now open!

Items will be added as new graphics are created, so there isn't much in there now...

But anyway, get your Niente gear here.

http://www.cafepress.com/nientepeaches

Top 10 actual reasons for Bush's recent colonoscopy.

As you know, Overlord Bush recently gave his presidential powers over to Chancellor Cheney while he was under sedation for his colonoscopy.

After some careful and painstaking research, I believe I've come up with a few reasons for why he had a colonoscopy at such a critical time.

1. Those WMD's have to be in there somewhere, right?

2. It gives Cheney the option of starting a world war with no effect on Bush's image.

3. Ha! Bush can't testify before an investigative commitee if he's sedated, can he? Take that, congress!

4. The mission was to retrieve the stick, lodged deep inside the president's ass, that has been the cause of his behavior all along.

5. Any autographed pictures taken by the robotic ass-camera must be worth millions, right? *check e-bay*

6. (insert head-up-ass joke here)

7. Cheney was president to begin with. He just wanted to have it on the record.

8. Where do you think we've been keeping those strategic oil reserves? Eh?

9. Oh my holy christ, it's the goatse guy. Let us never speak of this again.

10. The live camera feed from inside the president would be the most interesting report CNN has ever come up with. Fox News anchors will be tripping over themselves to compliment the president's ass.

Crazy Photoshop Contest #1

Ok, folks, it's time to get down to it. We need your help. Since none of us have any particular skills of any use, or any money to go out and hire anyone, we have to whore ourselves out to the lowest possible bidder.

Today, you, the reader, are our "john", if you will.

Your mission: design the best, brightest, most original Niente Peaches (or just Niente) logo you can come up with. For fame and prizes!

Guidelines:

• You have two weeks. In other words, a winner will be announced August 8th.
• Don't use any copyrighted material and don't steal anything from others. We could get in trouble.
• Tell as many people as you can about the contest. We also rely on you for word-of-mouth advertising.
• No goaste. That's right out.

Prizes:

The contest winner will recieve...

• A t-shirt featuring their logo and a custom message.
• A special contributor credit in Niente: The Movie (!)
• Free promotion, on this site, to any of your projects (websites, movies, businesses, blogs) in the form of a banner ad, weblink, or promotional post, or some combination of the three.
• Internet fame and lore.
• The pleasant feeling of a job well done.
• Three french hens.
• Two turtle doves.
• And a partridge in a Niente Peach tree.

You can submit your entries by sending links in the comment section or by attaching your submissions in an email to igorz@brandeis.edu and/or bfspublicrelations@gmail.com.

Good shoppin'!

Things happening this week...

Igor Writes-

Later this week:

1. Guest posts!

2. Contests!

3. Merchandise!

4. Free money!*




*There will be no free money.