Niente MySpace Tricked Out! Is That The Right Word?

Ernie writes-

If tricking out is good then, Niente Peaches' MySpace page is that! We've added a really funky video menu where you can sift through our latest and most tight videos as well as a news ticker so you can see what's what! But wait that's not all you chillin vilians! Now that our MySpace page looks so gorgeous, you can be our friend and everyone will find you tricked out by default! (Do kids say default now?) Holla!

Here's what you can expect in the future for the MySpace page:

Buddy icons, wallpaper (for your iPhone too!) an perhaps even ringtones!

Keep a sharp eye on our fancy MySpace page, which you can totally visit by clicking right here, awesome!:

http://www.myspace.com/nientemovie

Hang ten, you teenage demographic, you!

E-Mail Syndication Goodness!

Ernie writes-

You can now subscribe to the Peaches through e-mail! Mmmmmmm! Yummy e-mails. I eat them all the time! Yummy e-mails oooooooohhhhh.

There's a little form on the left column of this page. Just put in your e-mail, click submit and follow the super-duper-diaper simple instructions. It's as easy as biting into a brand new buffalo! Mmmmm yummy buffalo e-mails, yummy yummy town!

Excuse me, I have to get the phone!

"Hello?"

"Yes, this is Ernie..."

"You found my what?!"

"I didn't lose it though! How is that possible?"

"It has my raccoon on it?"

"Oh shoot, I'm still on the blog!"

(Hang up the blog)

Find out what Ernie lost and has his raccoon on it, only on Niente Peaches blog! And the best way to keep a tab is to subscribe to out blog via e-mail!

God-Man is on Facebook!

Ernie writes-

You heard right. The antagonist of Niente: The Movie has just opened an account on facebook! Friend him or feel the wrath of God-Man!

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=1353248665&ref=ts

And while you're on facebook, don't forget to become a fan of the movie on the official Niente: The Movie facebook fan page!:

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/Niente-The-Movie/13535087670?ref=mf

If you don't, then we'll sick God-Man on you!

Alright Chazzau, We Got a New Shoot!

Ernie writes-

Yes we're back in business! This time an American Oil Tycoon, A Chinese Rice Paddy Farmer, A Russian KGB agent and a French...Guy united in the destruction of an Italian scientist! Let's review what we've shot so far:
-A scene that shows a single Nazi conquering Poland on his motorcycle
-A Knight chases a thief through NYC because his candy bar has been stolen
-A sex scene that involves a serial killer, a stoner, a guy carrying a propane tank like a baby and one pissed off chick who's not getting any
-Jewish-Chilean news reporter named Mauricio Feldman who simply can't get enough of...Maurcio Feldman
-A man who takes his lies from Alabama to Malaysia and back
-And now a bunch of guys rip another dude to shreds

This movie is making more sense with every scene we shoot!

Don't agree? I think these stills from the shoot speak for themselves:

Charlie Kemp Public Appearence on Oct. 31!

Ernie writes-

You heard right! Charlie Kemp will be walking through the streets of Manhattan, NY on Halloween night! Check back here for more details in less than a week. But before then, look for a new shoot report on Monday! Next week will be a great one for all you Niente Peaches out there!

Become a Niente Peach!

Ernie writes-

Ya know, there is Niente Peaches community forum. Why not sign up and join in on the fun! Learn ever more about Niente Peaches than you ever could on the blog by becoming one of us! One of us, one of us! Muwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

http://peachboard.phpbb.net/index.php

More Vloggin' Time Children!

Ernie writes-

Yet another vlog entry! How sweet it is to be a Niente Peaches fan! This vlog features clips from the legendary sex scene. It involves intercourse! The scene features our heroine Callia and introduces another great Niente Peaches character, Mauricio Feldman. I promise, you're gonna love him. He's the one that sounds like a game show host. Enough of this. Here's that vlog enrty we promised you, enjoy!:



I forgot to mention that we didn't show any of the sex in the vlog entry, because you have to see it in "Niente: The Movie." Psych!

P.S. You folks look like you might be wanting more. So how about I give y'all another vlog enrty next week!! What a great guy I am. Remember how great I am when you get you're next pay check. Maybe pick up a thing or two at the Niente Peaches store?:

http://www.cafepress.com/nientepeaches