Movie Update: Shooting in Israel!

Ernie Writes-

You heard correctly, we've just returned from shooting (umm...that is...filming) in the holy land! Well, actually I didn't go, our buddy Old Man Stroll did! That's right Old Man Stroll, who portrays Charlie Kemp, filmed in the old city of Jerusalem and in the surrounding dessert this holiday season! Quite a step up from last year when we were filming in crappy old Connecticut! I hate this state! And fuck Tom Stroll! I want to go to Israel! I hate that kid!

There will be a follow up to this post in which Tom will share his experiences on this, the holiest of movie sets. Also! Stay tuned for another column by Sir Rutherford Welch in February! Anyway, here are some stills from Tom's adventure (fuck Tom Stroll!):

The Monthly Telegrapgh (Jan '09)

Good morning, day or night to all of you inside of the net. How did you get there? In the net I mean. I'm not actually in the net, I'm sitting at a console right now in an office. I'm told that this miniature motion picture screen is called a monitor. And this apparatus with various buttons is called a keyboard. I've become quite proficient at keyboarding as you can see. Look how many letters I have placed on this motion picture screen already! I must admit that I'm having a bit more trouble using this cursor device called a rodent. It's a curious name for a device. In my time, rodents were the sewer dwelling scum of Czarist Russia. They were also used for transporting medicine to the high mountains of Nepal.

Now that I'm somewhat versed in my keyboarding skills, I would like to invite you to read my monthly column "The Monthly Telegraph." Join me, Sir Rutherford Welch as I discover the 21st century and all the wondrous things it has to offer.

If you are not familiar with me, I am a WWI RAF pilot who was cryogenically frozen in 1918. I was thawed out by my new friends Ernie and Tom. Now I am discovering this new world day by day, trying to grasp and take in everything around me. Join on this journey each month on the Niente Peaches Blog.

Warm Squishy and A Little Wet Regards,
Sir Rutherford Welch