The Monthly Telegraph (Jun '09)

Sir Rutherford Welch writes-

Well! It's been quite a month! My dear master Ernie Zahn tells me that there have been many many shoots since the beginning of May. I was rather humdefulgeded at how many shoots there have been! Whew! Ernie promises to bring you all, many stories and photos from the past shoots.

While we were swapping syllabic noises, he told me that many production companies are trying to boost movie going interest by introducing a third dimension of viewing. Little did I realize that there was a third dimension to be examined! I thought I was a cartoon character! Now that I've discovered this new area of space, I feel as though there is oh so much elbow room for my enormous elbows. I feel great now, but I was having a bit of tantrum when Ernie told me I was a real person living in three dimensions. To calm me down he gave me a handful of pills that looked like this:

Now I'm loooopyy....doooopppyyy...dooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Yaahahaahahahahahahahah! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy! Gooood shoowww!.,ljbggdjrxjrfccnv gyhg

(72 hours later...)

Oh, I see I'm still writing on the blog. Well, I shan't delete my previous comments, I believe that one's personality is defined by one's actions and I'm truly not a cartoon character.

Anyway, did you know that there is a dinosaur still roaming the Earth? I thought his show was canceled eons ago!:

http://www.barney.com/usa/index.asp

I love you potatosaurus!