I Hate Muffins! But I Love Making "Niente: The Movie!"

Ernie writes-

Uconn Stamford: best...shooting location...EVER! For the most recent scene, we shot in a room at Uconn Stamford that was completely surrounded by windows. We could shoot from just about any angle and we didn't need a lighting team. Not to say that we don't love our lighting team, you guys are awesome and I want to make passionate love on top of you all while you sing the national anthem to me.

As always I won't divulge too much detail about the premise of the scene but it did involve: a panel of straight laced, conservative board members of a high profile corporation, an incompetent fo-tan rocking, torn suit wearing, thong hanging...out of pocket...man. Also there was a kid from the mail room named Philip. Incidentally, be sure to look for Veratech's new home-use product, which is also named Philip.

Now, as far the actual set goes. There was nothing really out of the ordinary:
-A guy wiped off the sweat from his face with a thong.
-Another guy threw a muffin into his eye to express his hatred for the pastry.
-Tom had sex with candy bar that had his face on it and Dany filmed it.
-Igor drank an entire box of coffee, chased it with some pink pills, stripped down naked and proclaimed himself the new Prince of the Purple Heart Mucus Cousin.
-While I, Ernie: The Virtuous One, was awarded 28 nuns for my services.

All these facts are inspired by true events. Wait...what?

Anyway here are some good photos from the shoot: