Cricket

Ernie Writes-

What the crap is Cricket? And further, who named it? I found this headline reporting the results of a recent game on BBC news, "Third Test, Old Trafford, day five: England 370 & 313 bt West Indies 229 & 394 by 60 runs." Can anyone tell me what he just said? I won't begin to interpret that headline, so I've chosen to interpret what's going on in each of the following photos.

He's thinking, "If only I had a bum to squeeze.":



He's thinking, "What the hell is Cricket?":



He's saying, "Jeeves! Clean up this bird doodie!":



He's responding, "I'll clean it up!":



I hope you enjoyed my interpretation. If anyone can provide any feedback in regards to the enigma that is Cricket, please leave a comment.