The United States of Cheney

You may have heard that Cheney does not consider himself part of the executive branch. Well, earlier today, he took a further step away from our government.

As of 4:35pm, Vice President Richard Cheney has seceded from the union to form his own nation, Chenania.

Some current facts and figures about Chenania:

Population: 1
Capital: Halliburton Headquarters
Income Per Capita: Ridiculous
Official Language: Lies
Official Bird: Chicken-Hawk
Miscellany: Shooting people in the face is not a crime.

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlord.