Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Thanks, Ben

1 comment:

The Almighty Benny said...

Yes, I know what you're thinking. This is Niente Blog, and usually we try not to be too serious, but I decided the world had a right to know who cookie monster's father was and why he died.

With that said, we believe there may be more of these explosive devices out there and that at least one of them has fallen into the hands of terrorists. We also believe that an assassination attempt is being planned for cookie monster himself in the coming weeks.

What can you do to ensure the safety of our beloved cookie-eating friend? Keep your eye out for talking boxes (especially ones that sound like Jim Henson or Frank Oz) and report any other suspicious activity. That is all.