Mrs. Queenie Goes To Town

Ernie writes-

Queen Elizabeth is finishing up her visit around the U.S. Let’s recap her tour.



Below is a photo of her with Vice President Cheney during their bi-centennial staring contest. Little does the Queen realize, Cheney’s most recent heart procedure has destroyed his ability to blink.



Here’s the Queen visiting Eeyore’s villa in Miami to collect her share of the profits for their joint Real Estate venture. Her total share was believed to amount to: 3 carrots, 1 half eaten jar of honey, and a button.



We had a correspondent at the day of the visit. Unfortunately Queen Elizabeth was unavailable for comment, but we did manage to speak with Eeyore in person. But before we could ask a question one of our interns accidentally knocked over the entire villa by exhaling too heavily. Our editor wrote Eeyore a check for $50.00 USD to replace the sticks that had been damaged. We assigned our intern to help re-build but Eeoyre denied the assistance explaining, “The intern was taking up too much space.”