Short Story

Igor Writes-

Small bit-o-story for you today.

The other day, I was at a Panera (which is Italian for "bread orgasm"). I got a sandwich, and like most sandwiches, it was quite good. When the cashier rang it all up, she said, "OK, your total comes to $9.11", to which I replied, "oh, too soon".

I immediately regretted saying that.

I leave you with this picture, for which there need be no context: